Meet the Loo Librarian: Your Quirky Bathroom Companion

Hello my lovelies – I hope you’re all keeping well and finding plenty of time to enjoy a good book and a bit of crochet! Today I have a wonderfully quirky character to share with you from Simply Crochet magazine Issue 176. Allow me to introduce the Loo Librarian, a bookish bathroom guardian who’s ready to bring a little literary charm to the smallest room in the house! 🚽

A creative toilet paper holder designed as a cosy character with arms and legs, placed on a wooden shelf alongside a small succulent plant and a jar of Himalayan bath salts, against a light blue wooden backdrop. — © 2026 Simply Crochet 176

The Loo Librarian isn’t your average crochet character – he’s a dedicated custodian of bathroom reading material, a protector of toilet roll supplies, and a champion of peaceful page-turning. With his love of books and his rather unusual choice of workplace, he’s guaranteed to raise a smile every time you see him.

This amusing little character is perfect for bookworms, library lovers, and anyone who enjoys adding a touch of humour to their home. Whether he’s standing proudly beside a stack of novels, perched on a bathroom shelf, or quietly supervising your toilet roll collection, he’s sure to become a talking point with family and visitors alike

A crocheted toilet paper holder with arms and legs, sitting on a wooden shelf, with a jar of Himalayan bath salts in the background. — © 2026 Simply Crochet 176

I particularly love the tongue-in-cheek nature of this design. Not every crochet project needs to be serious, practical, or life-changing. Sometimes it’s enough that it simply makes people laugh, and the Loo Librarian certainly does that. He’s the perfect reminder not to take life too seriously and to simply “roll” with the punches.

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What you need for the pattern

For my Loo Librarian I used some Yarnsmiths Cotton DK which was a new yarn for me to try. It’s 100% Cotton [ 50g / 106 metres] that’s available in lots of solid shades. I thought it was lovely to work with, non splitting, soft and smooth, and I’m sure I’ll use it again in the future.

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A creative display featuring a crocheted toilet paper holder with arms and legs, positioned on a wooden shelf alongside a succulent plant and a jar of Himalayan bath salts, set against a blue wooden backdrop.

Then the only other things you need for The Loo Librarian are a a 3mm hook (closest US size D/3) some stitch markers and a tapestry needle

This charming little librarian measures approximately is designed to fit the diameter of a standard size toilet roll 11.4 cm (4.5 inches), making him the ideal size for displaying in a bathroom, cloakroom, reading nook, or anywhere that could use a little extra personality. He would also make a wonderfully unusual housewarming gift, especially for book lovers moving into a new home, keen readers, librarians, teachers, or anyone with a slightly mischievous sense of humour.

I would say that the Loo Librarian is a great make for adventurous beginners who have some experience with amigurumi. The pattern uses simple stitches and straightforward shaping, earning it an ‘Easy Peasy’ skill rating. It’s a fun project that allows you to create a character full of personality without needing any particularly complicated techniques.

Where to Find the Pattern

Issue 176 of Simply Crochet magazine is available in print via UK newsagents and craft shops, or you can obtain a digital copy through the Simply Crochet website or apps as a digital issue.

Magazine cover of Simply Crochet featuring a woman with flowers, showcasing crochet patterns and accessories for summer.

I absolutely can’t wait to see your versions of The Loo Librarian – don’t forget to tag me on instagram so I don’t miss them.

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Until next time folks! Happy hooking, keep calm and crochet on my friends xx

Stylized handwritten text displaying the name 'Heather xo'

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